Arkward family moments

[lotusson]

Just keep building off what I say:

Mystique swoops down from Death Star with gun in hand.


*In best James Earl Jones voice*
Mystique: Kurt, I am your Mother..."

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But mommy, do I really need a signature?"

[Drags]

Hey lotusson WELCOME--Im glad you decided to join us!

Uhh....Kurt finding out Graydon is his brother and he wanting him dead?

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~`~`~`Dragonlady`~`~`~

[Drags]

*Kurt sighs*

Kurt:"Im not sure I like your sense of humor Mystique"

Mystique:"Sorry.Seriously though I AM your mother,but your right,Logan ISNT your father.......SABRETOOTH is!"



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~`~`~`Dragonlady`~`~`~

[Drags]

*Kurt shakes his head as if he was trying to wake from a bad dream*

Kurt:"I....."

*Kurt composes himself and sighs*

Kurt:"I guess Ive always sensed the truth about you,but I didnt want to accept it.I was in denial.BUT SABRETOOTH my father?.....I wouldnt have guessed it in a million years....."

*Mystique sighs*

Mystique:"Well he....isnt....your father....."

Kurt:"WHAT?!?!Well WHO then???"

*Again Mystique sighs then averts her eyes from Kurts*

Mystique:*ahem*"It was the milk man....."

Kurt:"The....milk....man???"

*Kurt stands there puzzled*

Kurt:"I cant see you having a milk man.....and did they still even have mil--"

Mystique:"OH I see!Big bad Mystique one of the X-Mens greatest villians cant have a milk man!Is that it?!Im human too you know!...."

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I know this was whaky but I couldnt help myself.

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~`~`~`Dragonlady`~`~`~

[Spatula Gal]

LOL!!

[BamfKat]

Mystique swoops down from Death Star with gun in hand.

*In best James Earl Jones voice*
Mystique: Kurt, I am your Mother..."

Kurt replies, "Right! And Wolverine is my father..."

Mystique: "How'd you guess?"

BamfKat
"What was that smell?"

[nghtcrwlr]

LOL, LOL, LOL! Drags, you out do yourself!!

[Arcade]

Milk man? you mean that dude on the Marvel 'Got Milk' commercial? Lol

[gnahrf]

LOL!

I want to read more! I want to read more!

[nghtcrwlr]

[originally posted by Rex Luscus (on Exiles#3): **Nocturne get to talk to her dad?**]

[originally posted by Spatula Gal: **This is what I think will happen: she'll have to fight Nightcrawler!** **and while they're fighting, Kurt will tell her that her mother was the maillady**]

Ok, you guys, I put these ideas together for you guys to see how it came out (tell me what you think, Spats). Here it goes:

TJ: (to self)Oh, well, here goes nuthin'. (To NC) Hi daddy!

NC: Dad-... who, Me? What?!? Really?... How?!?

TJ: What do you mean how? How else?

NC: Nein, I mean with who... Uhm, oh oh...

TJ: What's the problem?

NC: (to self) Man! now I'm sure I'm Mystique's. Must've inherited the tendency...

TJ: What tendency?

NC: Uhm, 'Daughter', hon ... it was the mail
lady.

TJ: What?! ...Ooooh, that's it, now I'm depressed! ... Fine then! It's settled, I'm going out with the bag boy at Wal-mart!